Posted on Monday, 14 April

gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

(via pizza)



Posted on Friday, 11 April

resident-cat-expert:

I must have reblogged this like ten times by now

(via welll-hello-gorgeous)


There is a bug in my wine. Well at least he died happy.

Posted on Saturday, 5 April

Benedict Cumberbatch, Oz Comic Con, 2014. (via superwhospocklockian)

(via whobatchedmysherlock)

Posted on Friday, 28 March

shubbabang:

if im at your house and you leave the room without telling me to come with i will literally stand there and not move or sit down or touch anything until you come back no matter how long you’re gone

(via pizza)



Posted on Friday, 28 March

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(via damnselindisdress)



Posted on Friday, 28 March

jaclcfrost:

[spins around in chair ominously] i’ve been expecting y- [chair continues to spin] shit [tries to stop spinning] shit [tries to grab at a lamp or table to stop spinning] sHIT [falls out of chair]

(via damnselindisdress)



Posted on Monday, 24 March

identitcal:

i hate feet and everything they stand for

(via pizza)



Posted on Friday, 28 February

wow-suchbree-veryblog:

"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

(via euphoricaa)



Posted on Friday, 28 February

its:

going:

down:

i’m

yelling

timber

(via pizza)



Posted on Sunday, 23 February

rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable

(via pizza)



Posted on Sunday, 23 February

berksome:

IS THERE EVER THAT ONE CHARACTER 

THAT HAS NOTHING 

BUT DESERVES EVERYTHING 

AND YOU JUST WANT TO CUDDLE THEM AND TELL THEM EVERYTHING’S GONNA BE ALRIGHT 

(via this-is-chris-colfers-world)